Please do NOT add or remove questions or it messes up the calculations at the bottom. If you mess up the calculation method, you must present a formula. Otherwise it defeats the purpose of this thing being a judge of Asian-ness.
If you can survive to more than 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but whatever, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because your parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades.
[o] Both of your parents are from Asia.
[o] You were born in Asia.
[] You use the term "Azn."
[o] You think DDR is cool.
[] You watch anime.
[o] You like Korean drama.
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone.
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race.
[o] You eat rice almost everyday.
[o] You drink lemon tea.
O's so far: 6
[o]You style your hair.
[o] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster.
[o] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY Asian parents
[] Your parents have high expectations of you
[o] You always get A's/B's on your report
[o] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[o] You know your multiplication table
[o] You play badminton or table tennis
[o] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge
O's so far: 14
[o] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship.
[o] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc).
[o] You're not the only child.
[o] You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do.
[o] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over Asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer Asian girls.
[o] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted.
[] You can do the rubiks cube.
[o] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house.
[o] You play video games.
O's so far: 22
[o] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home.
[] You have karaoke at home.
[o] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK. [] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times *what's a LAN? :\
[o] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house.
[o] You own a gaming console.
[o] You play a musical instrument.
[] You don't wear shoes in your house.
[o] You can use chopsticks well.
[o] You get nothing if you do well in school
O's so far: 29
[o] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day.
[o] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod.
[] You don't like football.
[o] You have a curfew.
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means.
[] You know what purikura is.
[] You like bubble tea.
[] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
[] You've played Final Fantasy.
[o] You believe in fortune cookies.
O's so far: 33
[] You know what bok choy is.
[] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[o] You have/had a tutor
[o] You've had pocky/Yan Yan before.
[o] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies, "Ask your dad."
[o] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it.
[] You have tasted durian.
[o] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering.
[] You have eaten dog or snake.
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are. *more like older
O's so far: 38
[o] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle."
[] You have or have had a bowl cut.
[o] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids.
[] You eat everything with chopsticks.
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours.
[] You are applying to an Ivy League college.
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone.
[o]You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast.
[o] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT. *i'm good in math :))
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV.
O's so far: 42
[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much.
[] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least.
[] You have had to wear hand-me-downs.
[o] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal.
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time.
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife."
[o] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein.
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it.
[] You love hot pot.
O's so far: 44
[o] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts.
[o] Your parents are especially loud on the phone.
[o] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant. *haha what's wrong with this? :))
[o] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company.
[o] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things.
[o] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population.
[o] You have relatives in Canada.
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you.
[] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you.
O's so far: 51
[] Every big event revolves around food.
[] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines.
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way.
[o] You try to save money on everything you buy.
[] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight.
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia.
[] School is always the number one priority in your family.
[] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[o] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.
Total :53
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i'm tired :(
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