6:30 p.m.

Go to Google and do the following:
1. Follow the directions for each question.
2. Answer with the first thing that makes sense.
3. Tag 20 people who deserve it.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Regina needs partners.
*maybe :>

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Regina looks like a slightly less attractive Olsen twin.
*okaaay :)))) so what does this mean? >:)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Regina says student has TB.
*okay...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Regina wants to cover one wall of her room with wallpaper.
*oooohhh! i'd like that :)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Regina does well in financial disclosure.
*shet! accountant! :))))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Regina hates everything.
*no naman! grabe.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Regina asks him about the mystery of Atlantis and the species that lived there.
*okay.. so interested pala ako sa Atlantis and stuff :))

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Regina likes to dance.
*like when no ones watching HAHA

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Regina eats out the oozing creampie
*HAHA... this is from a porn site. GROSS :))

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Regina was arrested for stabbing man.
*scary

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: Regina loves the little children
*not

Q: Type in "[your name] was killed by" in Google Search.
A: Regina was killed by a house fire in the small Alberta village of Rosemary.
*waa! :s

i want to watch Gossip Girl na :(((((

7:08 p.m.

ARE YOU TRENDY?

Bold it.
1. Long tees.
2. Jean capris.
3. Leggings.
4. Lace accents.
5. Stripes.
6. Polka dots.
7. Wedges.
8. Flats.
9. Short shorts.
10. Long necklaces.
11. Big belts.
12. Summer dresses.
13. Layered clothing.
14. Big earrings.
15. Big bags.
16. Chanel. :>
17. Baby Phat. :D

Total: 14

Bold everything you do.
1. Smoke weed or cigarettes.
2. Get drunk.
3. Shop constantly.
4. Read teen, gossip, or fashion magazines.
5. Have/had a lot of boyfriends.
6. Give/gave oral sex.
7. Talk on the phone or internet 24/7.

Total so far: 18

Bold everything you agree with.
1. Shopping is life.
2. Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle, Macy's=my favorite shop spots.
3. Fashion is awesome!
4. When I go out with someone, I don't actually go on dates with the person.
5. I see so many movies it's impossible to keep track.
6. I listen to whatever my friends are listening to.
7. Hip hop/r&b, rock, pop = good music.
8. I have a Myspace.
9. I am obsessed with surveys, icons, or layouts.

Total so far: 25

Bold the shows you watch.
1. American Idol.
2. America's Next Top Model.
3. Family Guy.
4. The Simpson's.
5. Sex & The City. *not anymore...
6. The Hills. ü
7. Laguna Beach. ü
8. My Super Sweet Sixteen.

TOTAL: 30

0-15 Don't care about trends.
16-29 Somewhat trendy.
30-40 TRENDY BABY!
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ü ü ü ü

10:53 p.m.

Have you ever, did you ever, were you ever's of Taft People :)

Got caught by the DO
- nope

Wore inappropriate attire
- there's no dress code pa naman right now e. so i guess there's no inappropriate attire. next term meron na. flipflops and shorts will not be allowed >:(

Watched a UAAP la salle vs ateneo game live in araneta
- yep! genad :))

Ate at AGNO
- yup. nung hindi pa improved yung itsura nung agno :))

Hung out at a friend's condo
- kind of. well, friend ni neng :))

Sang the alma mater
- yup

Swam at the olympic sized swimming pool
- not yet! :(

Had class in all the buildings
- nope. Andrew LS Yuch SJ Miguel pa lang :)

Used the football field
- yup! 1st term soccer :)

Hung out in ampitheater
- haha 'course :)

Watched something during the U-break.
- no

Cross enrolled
- next term :)

Been a 1st honors dean's lister
- HAHA NO

Been a 2nd honors dean's lister
- yey! this one would be a YES :>

Got a 0.0
- NOOO and i wish never to get one :s

Got a 4.0
- yup! :D

Ate at McDonald's
- haha duh?

Ate at UM
- hindi pa yata. or if KFC counts as a part of UM, then yes :))

Ate somewhere outside near the campus
- yea. yellow cab, sex, etc...

Borrowed/reserved something in the IMS
- no, not planning to

Got a major or minor offense
- no :>

Went out with 5 or more blockmates during frosh year
- yup. MOA

Walked around the campus with 4 or more blockmates after frosh year
- still a frosh

Cut a class together with blockmates
- yup

Begged for a higher grade during course card distribution
- no, maybe next time :))

Adjusted
- nope. haba ng pila dun e

Active in an organization
- kind of, but not really :)

A member of TAPAT or SANTUGON
- member pero not active

Been stereotyped by others according to your college
- yea... and most esp. because of my course :s

Got an alarm sound when you scan your id
- nope :))

Talked to your LAMB aside from LPEP
- yea. ate lilai :)

Been deceived by the false names of professors in the on-line enrollment
- i don't think so. but LIA, ano yun? raposa? :)))

Paid surcharge
- noo

Went to the chapel
- LPEP

Heard mass
- yea LPEP

Visited the museum
- ano ba yung museum? :))))

Known a photocopy lady
- i know some of them by FACE. not by name :)))

Slept in the library
- not really

Got to know Mang Jack
- sino yun? :))

Got to know Jenny
- hahaha yea

Got/given something to someone during the valentines week
- nope

Had a class after 6:00 pm
- nope... next term :s

Studied in conservatory
- yea. group study. yes naman! :)))

Printed somewhere near outside the campus
- EGI

Typed somewhere near outside the campus
- i dunno

Cram
- yup

Done a last minute paper
- yea

Dated a lasallian
- hahahaha no

Had a crush on your blockmate
- hmm... i dunno. i forgot na :)))

Had a crush on your classmate
- meron ba? haha! yup.

Have a crush on your professor
- HAHAHA wtf? sino? si .... ? :))) no!

Attended a seminar outside lasalle
- nope yata :))

Talked to a lasallian celebrity
- i dunnooo...

Slept in a class
- dunno...

Have/had a lasallian girlfriend/boyfriend
- no

Been in a conflict with a professor
- wala ako maisip! :)))

Witnessed PDA inside the campus
- yea

Used a computer in the computer laboratories
- yep... sayang bayad!

Been drunk somewhere near outside the campus
- nope :))

Forgot ID at home
- yea! once or twice yata haha

Got exempted from finals
- i dunno

Stayed at school till 10:00 or later
- nope

Actually read a whole article in The Lasallian
- not sure

Actually read a whole article in Plaridel
- di ko alam :))

Took time to look at the 'Proudly Lasallian' stands in the campus
- ahh yea

Thought that yuchengco restrooms are the best restrooms
- no. ganda rin kaya sa andrew. lalo na 7th flr. FAVE! :>

Shifted / planned to shift
- no

Read a whole book borrowed at the library
- HAHA ASA

Ate inside the classroom
- yup :>

Got a text or call with your cellphone not in silent mode during class
- idk

Spent money for 1X1 ID pictures
- dunno

Broke something in the laboratory
- nope

Ask the library for an endorsement
- no

Entered the thesis room in the library
- umm.. ?

Searched a professor in the DLSU website
- YEA :> cute ng mga pictures nila :))

Parked in the beach
- no

Parked in Sports Complex
- no car :))

Ate siomai
- idk

Tasked to photocopy for a bunch of people
- nope

Entered a job fair in campus
- no

Bought a raffle ticket, donate something, sign a signature campaign inside the campus
- idk

Watched something at night in the yuchengco theater
- yup

Made a video for a class project
- yea...

Made a powerpoint presentation
- COMP1ac

Gave a very low evaluation to a professor
- idk

Ate inside the java cafe
- idk

Be pissed with a guard
- not really

Went to the clinic
- yep

Nearly reached / reached excess absences
- no

Picked a popular professor (infamous, cool, generous, cute) for a subject
- yep

Bought something in the bookstore
- haha oo

Lost a cellphone
- thanks god nope. bulok na nga phone ko mawawala pa :)) si JAKE lagi nawawalan. hahaha! ingat sa things jake! :)))

ang bobo ko!!! nakakainis!!! >:(

7:34 p.m.

Dear SOMEONE...

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants outside of your office and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Ri

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WTF! :))



Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I finally changed my underwear
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I tripped on peanut butter

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

haha this is LAME!! :))

7:22 p.m.

Here are exactly 100 questions.
Please do NOT add or remove questions or it messes up the calculations at the bottom. If you mess up the calculation method, you must present a formula. Otherwise it defeats the purpose of this thing being a judge of Asian-ness.

If you can survive to more than 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but whatever, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because your parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades.


[o] Both of your parents are from Asia.
[o] You were born in Asia.
[] You use the term "Azn."
[o] You think DDR is cool.
[] You watch anime.
[o] You like Korean drama.
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone.
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race.
[o] You eat rice almost everyday.
[o] You drink lemon tea.

O's so far: 6

[o]You style your hair.
[o] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster.
[o] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY Asian parents
[] Your parents have high expectations of you
[o] You always get A's/B's on your report
[o] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[o] You know your multiplication table
[o] You play badminton or table tennis
[o] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

O's so far: 14

[o] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship.
[o] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc).
[o] You're not the only child.
[o] You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do.
[o] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over Asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer Asian girls.
[o] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted.
[] You can do the rubiks cube.
[o] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house.
[o] You play video games.

O's so far: 22

[o] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home.
[] You have karaoke at home.
[o] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK. [] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times *what's a LAN? :\
[o] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house.
[o] You own a gaming console.
[o] You play a musical instrument.
[] You don't wear shoes in your house.
[o] You can use chopsticks well.
[o] You get nothing if you do well in school

O's so far: 29

[o] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day.
[o] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod.
[] You don't like football.
[o] You have a curfew.
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means.
[] You know what purikura is.
[] You like bubble tea.
[] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
[] You've played Final Fantasy.
[o] You believe in fortune cookies.

O's so far: 33

[] You know what bok choy is.
[] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[o] You have/had a tutor
[o] You've had pocky/Yan Yan before.
[o] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies, "Ask your dad."
[o] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it.
[] You have tasted durian.
[o] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering.
[] You have eaten dog or snake.
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are. *more like older

O's so far: 38

[o] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle."
[] You have or have had a bowl cut.
[o] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids.
[] You eat everything with chopsticks.
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours.
[] You are applying to an Ivy League college.
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone.
[o]You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast.
[o] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT. *i'm good in math :))
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV.

O's so far: 42

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much.
[] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least.
[] You have had to wear hand-me-downs.
[o] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal.
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time.
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife."
[o] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein.
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it.
[] You love hot pot.

O's so far: 44

[o] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts.
[o] Your parents are especially loud on the phone.
[o] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant. *haha what's wrong with this? :))
[o] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company.
[o] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things.
[o] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population.
[o] You have relatives in Canada.
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you.
[] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you.

O's so far: 51

[] Every big event revolves around food.
[] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines.
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way.
[o] You try to save money on everything you buy.
[] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight.
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia.
[] School is always the number one priority in your family.
[] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[o] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.

Total :53
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i'm tired :(

5:41 p.m.

Bolding by Attackofthesurveys

I think that shy guys are incredibly cute.
A stranger has complimented me before.
I always hold the door open if somebody behind me is going through the same door.
The last shoes I wore were black.
I own a pair of white flip flops.
I have a personal xanga.
I doodle on my notes during class sometimes.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
I actually study for tests. *those that are important ones like accounting :))
I cannot do a cartwheel.
I can do a handstand underwater. *idk. i have never tried this :))
I'm physically affectionate toward certain friends.
I have not tried tomato soup with grilled cheese. *sounds yummy :>
^ but I heard it's pretty good.
I use AIM.
I have the old version of AIM because I like it better than the new one.
I've never had the chicken pox.
I hate leaving voicemails.
I like stuffed crust pizza.
I hate people who try too hard irritate me.
I have a scanner.
I was named after somebody.
I do not have a tattoo.
^ but I'm considering one.
There's a piece of jewelry that I wear daily.
I shower at night.
I prefer the sunrise over the sunset.
The walls in my room are a color other than white.
I have a picture of myself kissing somebody.
My guy friends like to carry me around.
I'm constantly misplacing my chapstick.
I wear gray eyeliner.
I'm not afraid of snakes.
I don't get sick easily.
I like green tea ice cream.
My nails are naturally healthy and strong.
I have a job.
I have my own car.
I still live with my parents.
When I was little, I loved string cheese.
I have to pee right now.
When I'm trying not to cuss, I yell out gibberish.
I have freckles.
I want a pet chinchilla.
I love it when my car has a full tank of gas.
We don't have a desktop computer at my house.
I have been in a relationship for longer than a year.
My parents are from a country that isn't the one we currently reside in.
I dislike the wind.
I've had 5+ piercings throughout my life.
I'm the shortest adult in my family.
I almost always do my homework.
My name ends in a vowel.
I sing and dance obnoxiously when I'm home alone.
I like the way mango smells.
I prefer silver over gold.
I already have plans for my future wedding.
My bathing suit is a two piece.
^ but the top covers up my stomach. *but i also have one like this
I've taught somebody how to swim before.
The last highlighter I used was yellow.
I know the first three ballet positions. *teehee who doesn't? :))

lazzeeeh :s