Monday, July 27, 2009

9:17 p.m.

Are YOU housebroken?
Take this survey to see how good your manners REALLY are!
[o] all that apply.
At the end, post with: I'm ___% Housebroken.


1. [] I never put my elbows on the table during mealtime.
2. [] Drinking after someone is unsanitary.
3. [o] I ALWAYS flush the toilet.
4. [o] I bathe every day.
5. [o] I hold the door for people entering a building behind me.
6. [o] I pray, even for my enemies.
7. [] Every reply from me to an adult includes 'ma'am' or 'sir'.
8. [o] I chew with my mouth closed.
9. [o] I dispose of gum the proper way: into the trashcan.
10. [o] I raise my hand to speak in class.
Total so far: 7


11. [] Guys should call the girls first.
12. [] I've never been grounded.
13. [o] I say 'Excuse Me' after I burp.
14. [] I've never smoked.
15. [] I've never drank.
16. [o] I wash clothes in between each time I wear them.
17. [o] Deodorant is MANDATORY.
18. [o] After any kind of competition, I always congratulate my opponents for their triumphs.
19. [] My parents spanked me as a child.
Total so far: 11


20. [o] I go to church regularly.
21. [] My school says the pledge daily.
22. [] After vomiting, I will clean up my own puke.
23. [o] My car doors are ALWAYS locked.
24. [] I carry pepper-spray in my bag.
25. [] I take responsibility for my actions.
26. [] I only date potential material for marriage.
27. [o] I brush my teeth 2x or more daily.
28. [o] I wear black to funerals as a sign of respect.
29. [o] I don't wear hats inside buildings.
30. [] Holey jeans are trashy.
Total so far: 16


31. [o] Bra straps showing are not a good fashion exploit.
32. [o] My homework is turned in on time.
33. [] I do not skip school.
34. [] I feed my pets.
35. [] I help my family bring in the groceries after we've been shopping for them.
36. [] I'm all for helping a lil' old lady in need across the street.
37. [o] I have a curfew.
38. [] Thongs are gross.
39. [] I've never spit in someone else's drink/food.
40. [o] I know how to ride a bike.
Total so far: 20


41. [] I don't write notes in Study Hall.
42. [] I'm on the computer no longer than one hour most days.
43. [] Feet do not belong on the furniture.
44. [o] Pads/Tampons should always be disposed of properly.
45. [o] I have 'family time' atleast once a week.
46. [] I don't text in the middle of class.
47. [o] I'm feeling positively at how this survey will turn out.
48. [o] I try not to interrupt when others are talking.
49. [] I make my bed daily.
50. [] I'll comment/or subscribe to www.xanga.com/peacexofxme_originalsurveys , since I liked/used this survey(That she loves me eternally for doing so!).

Total: 24

multiply answer by two
I'm 48% Housebroken. *Not bad :)
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living lahaaaayf!! :)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

10:27 a.m.

The Ugliest Celebrities
©
alwaysxloved
according to (http://teens.aol.com/style/20-ugliest-celebrities), here are the ugliest celebrities. Agree or disagree? Also, sorry about Michael Jackson being the last one. I know he's dead & all, but the list was made before his death, so.

20. Mariah Carey

comments:
Not really, the smile's just not pretty I guess.

19. Tom Cruise

comments:
Is he ugly? Idol ni Kevin Ty to! =))


18. Jon Heder

comments: Ugly.

17. Nicky Hilton

comments: She's not ugly. But she's not pretty either. She's ok.

16. Jack Black

comments: I don't think he's ugly. He just makes ugly faces. :)

15. Clay Aiken

comments:
HAHA sure.

14. Renee Zellweger

comments: She's not pretty and not ugly.

13. John Mayer

comments: Kinda.


12. Elijah Wood

comments: I think he's ugly :)) But his eyes are so blue :>


11. Kelly Osbourne

comments: Not ugly. Not pretty.


10. Andy Dick

comments: UGLY

9. Carrot Top

comments: HAHA WTH scary

8. Tori Spelling

comments:
Just a little.

7. Kid Rock

comments: Yuh.

6. David Spade

comments:
Looks like.


5. Kelis

comments: A litte.


4. Lyle Lovett

comments: UGLYYY

3. Marilyn Manson

comments:
ACK SCARY UGLY

2. Courtney Love

comments: Not naman ha.

1. Michael Jackson

comments:
RIP MJ :/

11:10 a.m.

This song represents how you're feeling right now::
Don't Remember - Ciara

Your love life is currently like this::
Go Girl - Ciara

You should strip to this song::
Told You So - Jesse Mccartney
*I don't think so. HAHA.

This is the song that will be played at your funeral::
Lovegame - Lady Gaga
*HAHA! Saya ng funeral ko ha. I wana take a ride on yo disco stick theme :))


Life in general is described by this song::
Walking Away - Craig David

A great song to sing to in the shower::
Brookly Go Hard - JayZ

This will tell you what's coming up in your love life::
That's Why You're Beautiful - Beyonce
*Lookin' good :)

Your financial situation is represented by this::
Gitchi Gitchi Goo - Phineas & Ferb
*LABO

This is how you feel but won't admit you do::
Everytime - Lincoln Hawk
*TRUE. There, I'm admitting it :/
Every time you walk away or run away
You take a piece of me with you there
Come back to me
You smile and you make my life complete


The song you're embarrassed to like, but really do::
Broken-Hearted Girl - Beyonce
*I'm not embarassed to like this song :))

This describes your family life::
Pucker Up - Ciara
*HAHA crazy

Fair warning. Tomorrow's going to be like this::
Work - Ciara
*Sunday kaya bukas

This song will get through the day::
Make Love - Keri Hilson

This is a song you will always remember::
Touch My Hand - David Arch.
*Uuuy Archie song huh, bago yun =))

This describes you and your best friend:
It's Over - Jesse Mccartney
*WTF? :s


You and your ex are represented by this song::
Stop This World - Neyo
*This is a super nice song, listen to it. SUPER NICE.


This is what you're night's going to be like::
Change Me - Keri Hilson
*Interesting..

This song should be played at your wedding::
Desperate - David Arch.
*Ano ba to, lagi na lang. Ugly song :))

Write the first lyrics from this song.:
Single Ladies - Beyonce
All the single ladies now put your hands up
*HAHA k

Does this song have any special meaning to you?:
A Milli - Lil Wayne
*Naa :))

This is how you feel about people in general::
Never Ever - Ciara
*If that boy don't love u by now, he will never ever love you :(


This song tells about your fears::
Where Is The Love - Craig David
*Oooh :/


This describes the last movie you saw::
Back To Miami - Izza Kizza

This is about you and your mom::
Smash Into You - Beyonce
*Aww :)

This song is always able to calm you down.:
Angels - David Arch
*It's a slow song, will it calm me down? :)

Do you know all the words to this song?:
I'm Still Breathing - Katy Perry
*Naa


L I F E

Friday, July 3, 2009

2:00 p.m.

Dear Jel,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're middle class enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your Mom as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

In pain,
Reg


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have felt dirty for
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain

Dear (the last person who texted you ),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___. ___12___,

-Your name-



THIS WAS LAME, but I did it sorry :))